Fire Cracker Saltines

Ingredients:

2 sleeves of saltine crackers
1/4 to 1/2 cup of olive oil
2 tablespoons of ranch dressing mix
1 tablespoon of crushed red pepper flakes

Directions:

Line the crackers in a storage container on their ends. Drizzle the oil over the crackers evenly. I don’t like my crackers too oily, so I use closer to 1/4 cup, but feel free to use the full half cup if you wish. Sprinkle the ranch dressing mix and the crushed red pepper flakes evenly over the crackers. Close the lid tightly.

Flip the container over regularly so that the oil and seasonings coat the crackers. You can do this every 5 mintes for a half hour or you can do this over a full day, flipping when you have time. Lightly shake the container to ensure that the crackers are coated.

You now have two choices. You can eat these just like this or you can bake them so that they aren’t so oily and become a little more brown. To bake, preheat oven to 250 degrees. Line up the crackers flat and bake for 25-30 minutes.

I store them in the same airtight container after baking.

Mexican Corn Popcorn Seasoning

Dry Herb Mix Ingredients:
4 tablespoons nutritional yeast
1 teaspoons salt
1/2 teaspoon chipotle chili powder
1/2 teaspoon dried cilantro
1/2 teaspoon lime zest
1/4 teaspoon cayenne

Directions:
Mix all of this in a jar. Can also use a spice grinder if you want it to be a finer powder. Store and use as needed, being sure to shake or mix before using. This is enough seasoning for about 16 cups of popped popcorn.

Everything Bagel Popcorn Seasoning

Dry Herb Mix Ingredients:
2 teaspoons toasted caraway seeds
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon toasted black sesame seeds
1 teaspoon toasted white sesame seeds
2 teaspoons granulated garlic
2 teaspoons granulated onion powder

Directions:
Mix all of this in a jar. Store and use as needed, being sure to shake or mix before using. This is enough seasoning for about 16 cups of popped popcorn.

Bloody Mary Popcorn Seasoning

Dry Herb Mix Ingredients:
4 tablespoons tomato powder
Big pinch of saffron
4 teaspoons oregano
2 teaspoons celery seed
2 teaspoons sweet paprika

Directions:
Mix all of this in a jar. Can also use a spice grinder if you want it to be a finer powder. Store and use as needed, being sure to shake or mix before using. This is enough seasoning for about 16 cups of popped popcorn.

Nacho Popcorn Seasoning

Dry Herb Mix Ingredients:
4 tablespoons nutritional yeast
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon sweet paprika
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon salt

Directions:
Mix all of this in a jar. Can also use a spice grinder if you want it to be a finer powder. Store and use as needed, being sure to shake or mix before using. This is enough seasoning for about 16 cups of popped popcorn.

Ranch Popcorn Seasoning

Dry Herb Mix Ingredients:
1 teaspoon dried dill
1 teaspoon dried chives
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper

Directions:
Mix all of this in a jar. Can also use a spice grinder if you want it to be a finer powder. Store and use as needed, being sure to shake or mix before using. This is enough seasoning for about 16 cups of popped popcorn.